Thursday, 5 April 2007

7 siglines from this month

  1. Fat people are harder to kidnap
  2. Insanity is only bad if you don't know how to use it.
  3. Since 100% of people that are dead were once born, the leading cause of death is birth
  4. Sometimes I wonder if karma wants me to suffer in amusing ways, just so I'm not allowed to complain to people without them laughing at me
  5. Life - The time spent sifting through mediocre moments in search of those which are extraordinary
  6. A cat never strikes a pose that isn't photogenic
  7. How to become immortal: Read this again tomorrow and follow its advice.
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1 comment:

  1. Syfox Sly Cobra8 April 2007 at 12:14

    Syfox here.
    I laughed reading this.
    Well if you think about it, they are pretty much all true. Especially the one where being born is the cause of death.

    Anyway.
    Cyas,
    Syfox

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