7 options to accompany tonight's pizza

1. Black Olive Focaccia
2. Mediterranean Ciabatta
3. Pesto and Pine Focaccia
4. Garlic Flatbread
5. Red Pepper and Cheese Stromboli
6. Caramelised Pepper and Mozzarella Fold
7. Cheddar and Oregano Twists

(in the end we had none of them and went for a garlic and tomato flatbread)

7 Australian phrases I've never heard my Australian friends use

In honour of Australia Day, here's a suitably Australian themed list.

1. Struth Sheila
2. Chuck another shrimp on the barbie
3. Open another tinny of 4X mate
4. Fair dinkum mate
5. G'day fella
6. Bonzer mate
7. What a drongo

7 misinterpreted lyrics

1. Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams : I wore Cologne. (I walk alone)
2. Koop - Summer Sun : Love had never got a hold on me, until you stepped out of a tree. (stepped out of a dream)
3. Nuyorican Soul - Black Gold of the Sun : I am the backside of the Sun. (black side of the sun)
4. Godsmack - I Stand Alone : Feeling your stink down inside me.(Feeling your sting down inside me)
5. Eurythmics - Here comes the rain again : Here comes Lorraine again, falling on my head like a mammary. (Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a memory)
6. Tori Amos - Enjoy the Silence (cover) : All I ever needed, is here in my arse. (Here in my arms)
7. Chad Kroeger - Hero : I am so high I can hear Heather. (I can hear heaven)

7 things that have really irritated the crap out of me today

Today's list comes courtesy of Bekie :)

1. The post woman banging on my door, waking me up and thereby forcing me to come downstairs in the freezing cold in just a thin robe. She then disappeared in a second after posting a DVD through the door! What the crap did she knock for????
2. Realizing the cat had turned the storage heater in the lounge down to 2 overnight. The storage heaters can only store heat during the night, so this means we actually have no heat at all on the coldest day of the year so far.
3. Looking properly outside and seeing that it was so damn cold because it was also snowing.
4. Having one of my works of art moved from one gallery to a holding area, which I thought was a bit uncalled for, so in turn I reported over 240 other works of art which were also in the wrong gallery! At the moment only two of them have been moved. Why is this taking so long?!?
5. Some annoying oick singing badly outside the window, which quickly became so irritating that I was compelled to shout F*ING SHUT UP!
6. Work in general, whether it's mine or other people's. Contradictions, hypocrisy, bigotry, publicity stunts, and plain old business ethics, or should that be lack of them in many cases.
7. I am utterly frozen, thank you Catface! Plus it is only going to become colder as the night falls, which it is now doing, so again I say, thank you Catface, for nothing.

7 of the best sig lines i've read recently (part 2)

1. 98% of users favour the 255 character limit on signatures. If you're one of the 2% who don't, copy and pa
2. I am sorry, my english isn't very well.
3. If you are going through hell, keep going.
4. No trees were harmed in the formulation or sending of this message. However, a great number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
5. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out of it alive.
6. I used all my sick days, so i'm calling in dead.
7. Chocolate Cows make the best milk.

7 seven letter words with 5 or more vowels

1. Amoebae
2. Aurorae
3. Autocue
4. Equinia
5. Euouaes
6. Evacuee
7. Zooecia

7 most recent SMS messages on my phone

Another submission from Elephino today, thanks again for the support :)

1. Right now?
2. boo :-P :-D
3. just as well i didn't send u a pic of me that would have really freaked u ;)
4. Who else is going?
5. Pretty sure I've got it - thanks
6. Oporto's or burgers? Which ever you think
7. clowns ! :-o