7 ways to tell a 'tourist' in the countryside

1. They have no concept of sundown
2. They are wearing floral wellies and inappropriate trainers in the winter
3. They look horrified that there is mud everywhere
4. They start to panic when they realise that there are no street lights
5. They wear inappropriate clothing for the conditions (white coats and trousers in the muddy woods in late winter)
6. They don't move more than 200m from where they left the car
7. They set up tables and chairs next to their car for a picnic and then drive off after they've eaten
8. They carry a guidebook for a forest or park and stick rigidly to the waymarked routes

7 other nicknames our cat has acquired

1. The Little Whinger
2. Buckethead
3. Furface
4. Ma-ma
5. Flemence
6. Triangehead
7. Mini Mew

7 people with a 'Bacon number' of 3

1. Bill Oddie
2. Michael (Rowtheboata) Shaw
3. Charlie Chaplin
4. Tony Hancock
5. Graeme Garden
6. Jensen Ackles
7. Prince

7 of my favourite fabrics

Another submission by Bekie, my mother's daughter-in-law :)

1. Silk
2. Fleece
3. Cashmere (for blankets only)
4. Chenille
5. Fishnet
6. Gortex!
7. Lycra

7 strange things in my living room

1. A 'To The 11th Tee' sign
2. A Wicker Cow Mask
3. A 1ft Bust of Ramases III
4. A Kenyan Evil Deity Statuette (apparently to absorb evil)
5. An 'Attenti Al Gatto' Plaque
6. A Norwegian Troll Nut Cracker
7. A Small Collection of Bongs (unused)

7 smelliest cheeses in the world ever

1. Vieux Boulogne
2. Pont l'Évêque AOC
3. Camembert de Normandie AOC
4. Munster
5. Brie de Meaux AOC
6. Roquefort AOC
7. Reblochon AOC

7 people born on the 7th day of the month in a year ending in 7

Once again, thanks to Elephino for today's list.

1. 1907 - Robert A Heinlein
2. 1917 - Dean Martin
3. 1927 - Carl Switzer
4. 1937 - Neemi Järvi
5. 1947 - Walter Röhrl
6. 1957 - Jayne Torvill
7. 1967 - Toni Braxton