- I suffer from Clorophobia
- I have a brother who is a chef
- I have size 9 feet (UK sizes)
- I almost drowned when I was a teenager
- I still have 1 baby tooth
- I used to have very long died black hair
- I can play the harmonica
- Faire le lézard - to soak up the sun (lit: to do the lizard)
- Filer à l'anglaise - to take unofficial time off (lit: to run off, English style)
- C'est la fin des haricots - It's hopeless. (lit: It's the end of the beans)
- Poser un lapin - To stand someone up (lit: To leave a rabbit)
- Faire un boeuf - Improvise (lit: Make a beef)
- Les carottes sont cuites - I've had it! (lit: The carrots are cooked)
- Avoir le guele de bois - Have a hangover (lit: To have a wooden face)
- Do, do it in Huggies
- It's not Terry's, it's mine
- Do you want a doughnut Andy?
- You're 'air looks like an 'orses bum
- Overtired
- He waits, tock follows tick follows tock
- Day or night, red or white
- Couthy- A warm, friendly person or a place that is cozy.
- Gaberlunzie- A beggar.
- Kemspeckle- Conspicuous, easily recognizable.
- Loon-slatt - An old Scottish coin worth thirteen pence (halfpenny), the proverbial amount of a hangman's fee.
- Wabbit - Exhausted or slightly unwell.
- Widdendream - In a state of confusion or mental disturbance.
- Worble - To wriggle or wallow.
- The body converts codine into morphine
- LSD (lysergic acid) come from rye fungus
- There is a website that will send you passport photos from digital photos [LINK]
- The rules of frisbee Golf
- Security popups in Vista can be switched off
- One of the people I work with has here surname spelled wrong on her birth certificate
- Our DECT phones crash when you hang up on them when there are on hold
