- Vespa LX
- Honda Big Ruckus
- Piaggio MP3
- Tamaha T-Max 500
- Gilera GP800
- Zündapp Bella R 154
- Harley-Davidson Topper
- Stop manhandling the trees
- A whole load of buff men in Bryants Bottom
- What makes you think I've done the seaweed and the sea
- Rice is more devistating than pasta
- Come and have a look at our spores
- I got hit on the head by a helicopter today
- Things shouldn't tangent more than a satsuma away
- Republican
- Colonial (1650 to 1822)
- Postclassic (1200 to 1521)
- Classic (600 to 900)
- Formative BC1000 to AD 200)
- Archaic (BC 2000)
- Paleoindian (BC 8000)
- How to fit a Euro lock
- Female bedbugs have an reservoir of anti viral drugs in their bodies to protect themselves from STDs being transmitted by the male bedbug
- IPhones don't support MMS
- Lead is the best soundproofing material
- You have to give 30 days notice to cancel a Virgin Media connection
- The layout of our new house is almost identical to the house I was born in
- Heathrow airport's runways are made up of 736 separate polygons on OS Mastermap
- Cycling to the station
- Gardening
- Travelling to the shops
- Having no street lights
- Getting a chimney sweep
- Getting milk delivered
- Having a back door
- Waiting
- Phoning Virgin Media
- Cleaning the cat tray
- Standing on the 18:09 from Euston
- Shopping in Tesco in Berkhamsted
- Putting on a duvet cover
- Defrosting the fridge