7 things I didn't know last month

1. The cat was going to lose his sight
2. The car was going to pass its MOT
3. Where we were going to situate our veg patch
4. There is a garage on Princes Risborough high street
5. Lovefilm is run by Amazon
6. Askett nursery has a loyalty card
7. The Audi A2 has a sealed bonnet

7 British traditions that are dying out

1. Elevenses
2. Letter writing to friend and family
3. Parlour games
4. Sunday best
5. Hopscotch
6. Conkers
7. Donkey Rides

7 books people are most likely to have lied about reading

1. 1984 - George Orwell
2. War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
3. Ulysses - James Joyce
4. The Bible
5. Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
6. A Brief History of Time - Stephen Hawking
7. Midnight's Children - Salman Rushdie

7 roles that Bekie holds

1. Artist
2. Chef
3. Gardener
4. Book keeper
5. PA
6. Cleaner
7. Veterinary Nurse

7 types of privvy

A rather odd one from my Dad today. Thanks Dad :)

1. Chamberlain piano (Bucket lavatory)
2. Chamber of commerce
3. Chuggie
4. Closet
5. Comfort station
6. The back house
7. The grot

7 types of morris dancing

1. Cotswold Morris
2. North-West Morris
3. "Border" Morris
4. Sword Dancing
5. Carnival Morris
6. "Bedlam" Morris
7. Stave Dancing

7 story archetypes

1. The hero
2. The maiden
3. The wise old man
4. The magician
5. The earth mother
6. The witch
7. The trickster