- ( ^_^)o自自o(^_^ ) - Cheers
- (´ー`)y-~~ - Smoking
- (╬ ಠ益ಠ) - Extreme distaste
- ヽ(´▽`)/ - Happy
- ˘\(°_o)/˘ - I don't know
- (`-´)> - I salute you
- (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ - Overloaded, flipping over a table
- Fat people (over 100lb overweight) are not allowed to use swings or other playground equipment in Wyoming
- In Salt Lake City, it is illegal to carry an unwrapped ukulele
- In Texas it is unlawful to graffiti someone elses cow
- You can be fined and/or gaoled for making ugly faces at dogs in Oklahoma
- In Toledo it is a crime to throw a reptile at someone
- It is illegal to wear an alligator costume in Louisiana
- Unmarried women are not allowed to parachute on a Sunday in Florida
- Whole Milk
- Semi-Skimmed Milk
- 1% Fat Milk
- Skimmed Milk
- Channel Island Milk
- Chocolate Milk
- UHT Balance Skimmed Milk
- Alcestis
- Heracleidae
- Andromache
- Electra
- The Trojan Women
- Helen
- Cyclops
- Lactic Acid
- Venus
- Lipstick
- Mundane
- Lycra
- Lincoln
- Cornea
- ATV Racing
- Sky Diving
- Mini Golf
- Pie Throwing
- Mole Bashing
- Ice Fishing
- Glass Harp Playing