7 jokes from crackers

1. Q. What sits under your Christmas tree and sings all day?
   A. Elvis Pressie
2. Q. Who brings presents to animals at Christmas?
   A. Santa Paws
3. Q. What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and Sherlock Holmes?
   A. Santa Clues
4. Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
   A. A snow ball
5. Q. Why was the turkey in the pop group?
   A. He had the drumsticks
6. Q. What happened when the snowman fell out with his girlfriend?
   A. She gave him the cold shoulder
7. Q. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
   A. Can you smell carrots?