Tuesday, 8 July 2008

7 ways to predict the future

  1. Gastromancy - divination by stomach noises.
  2. Myomancy - divination by movements of mice.
  3. Omphalomancy - divination by knots on the umbilical cord.
  4. Gyromancy - divination by walking in a circle until the subject falls over from dizziness.
  5. Rhapsodomancy - divination by random selection of a line of poetry.
  6. Onychomancy - divination by fingernails.
  7. Tyromancy - divination by cheese.
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1 comment:

  1. Anonymous9 July 2008 at 00:02

    Predictions received:
    1. You will eat soon
    2. You will be annoyed by a squeeky wheel
    3. You will have to change a nappy
    4. You will have a hangover in the morning
    5. You will never more have nightmares about ravens
    6. You will need a file
    7. You will purchase crackers

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