Saturday 17 March 2007 7 energy drinks

Another gratefully received list from Elephino this month :)

  1. Battery - to give you a charge
  2. Hansen's Energy - drink this and turn into a music band
  3. Nuclear Waste Antidote - just the thing for when you accidentally consume nuclear waste
  4. Radioactive Energy - an easy source of nuclear waste
  5. Rage Liquid Energy - designed for lab monkeys
  6. Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt - I assume this removes any acting talent in the consumer
  7. Von Dutch - adds pinstriping on the inside

Friday 16 March 2007 7 suggestions from the front of Source magazine (at the tills in Waitrose)

  1. Grow a Mediterranean garden
  2. Fill your home with flowers
  3. Take a career break
  4. Plan a walking weekend
  5. Boost you brain
  6. Discover hidden greece
  7. Join Kate Adie in Libya

Thursday 15 March 2007 7 sig lines I've enjoyed this month

  1. a joke for all supporters of non-euclidic geometry:
    oops. my ball toppled over.
  2. birthdays are very good for you. studies show that those who have the most live the longest.
  3. There was a signature here once. But it's gone now. Please, donate £2 a month for it's return. Thank you.
  4. Above post may cause drowsiness, boredom, sickness, nausia, vomiting, death.
  5. If you have any of these symptoms see a doctor as soon as possible.
  6. If I could tell the story in words, I would have not lug around a camera.
  7. I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

Wednesday 14 March 2007 7 icons from the 70s (in UK)

  1. Space Hopper
  2. Raleigh Chopper
  3. Space Invaders
  4. Pong
  5. Pocketeers
  6. Sodastream
  7. Action Man

Tuesday 13 March 2007 7 computers in my home all with problems

  1. Edison (Custom built desktop/supercomputer) - Randomly powering off, suspecting processor seating (WIP)
  2. Osiris (Alienware Area-51 Laptop) - Overheats at the drop of a hat
  3. Voodoo (Toshiba Satellite A30)- Toshiba ergo has power issues - Online discharging (WTF)
  4. Horus (Toshiba Satellite P20) - Toshiba laptop, see above.
  5. Ping (Commodore Oldfart) - Works great but is rather aged and has the noisiest fan on earth
  6. Satan (Advent P3) - Missing drives and memory
  7. Bast (Packard Bell Whocares) - Doesn't retain BIOS settings and tends to fall over a lot

Monday 12 March 2007 7 amazing unfacts

  1. The reason why we didn't see red onions in the 80s is that Spain prohibited the export of them
  2. The Koala is the only animal with 6 toes on each foot
  3. Before become a cook, Deliah Smith trained to be a boiler engineer
  4. It is illegal to grow turnips in Alabama
  5. James Spader held the world record for the longest nasal hair before cutting it for charity
  6. George W Bush was actually a child genius but suffered a near fatal accident at school which left his cerebelum impaired
  7. Red Leicester got its name after the 1923 invasion of Leicester by the former USSR
note: None of the above is true!

Sunday 11 March 2007 7 things surrounding Bekie's computer

  1. A Magnetic Penguin
  2. A Plastic Spider
  3. A Rubber Scorpion
  4. A Fishing Boat
  5. A Rose
  6. A Cuddly Baby Emperor Penguin
  7. A Pile of Receipts