1. Vespa LX
2. Honda Big Ruckus
3. Piaggio MP3
4. Tamaha T-Max 500
5. Gilera GP800
6. Zündapp Bella R 154
7. Harley-Davidson Topper

1. Stop manhandling the trees
2. A whole load of buff men in Bryants Bottom
3. What makes you think I've done the seaweed and the sea
4. Rice is more devistating than pasta
5. Come and have a look at our spores
6. I got hit on the head by a helicopter today
7. Things shouldn't tangent more than a satsuma away

1. Republican
2. Colonial (1650 to 1822)
3. Postclassic (1200 to 1521)
4. Classic (600 to 900)
5. Formative BC1000 to AD 200)
6. Archaic (BC 2000)
7. Paleoindian (BC 8000)

1. How to fit a Euro lock
2. Female bedbugs have an reservoir of anti viral drugs in their bodies to protect themselves from STDs being transmitted by the male bedbug
3. IPhones don't support MMS
4. Lead is the best soundproofing material
5. You have to give 30 days notice to cancel a Virgin Media connection
6. The layout of our new house is almost identical to the house I was born in
7. Heathrow airport's runways are made up of 736 separate polygons on OS Mastermap

1. Cycling to the station
2. Gardening
3. Travelling to the shops
4. Having no street lights
5. Getting a chimney sweep
6. Getting milk delivered
7. Having a back door

1. Waiting
2. Phoning Virgin Media
3. Cleaning the cat tray
4. Standing on the 18:09 from Euston
5. Shopping in Tesco in Berkhamsted
6. Putting on a duvet cover
7. Defrosting the fridge