1. It's harder to get your cheese distributed when it's in a bowl!
2. Got accused of having an umberella motif.
3. Less than 50% discount is an insult.
4. Can I use one of those fluffy pooches to buff the windows with.
5. I need a 15 watt pygmy.
6. I hate it when I get my foot stuck in the beans.
7. I'm trying to put my hair under my pillow.

1. March 14 - Hola Mohalla, New Year's Day in the Sikh Nanakshahi calendar
2. March 20 - The Thelemic new year
3. April 1 - Assyrian New Year
4. April 13 to 15 - Thai New Year
5. April 13 - The Punjabi (Sikh) new year: Vaisakhi
6. Oct 31/Nov 1 - The Celtic New Year (Samhain)
7. Dec 20/21 - The Heathen New Year

1. Nobody's doing what they would normally be doing
2. Friends become unavailable at random intervals
3. You hear from people you haven't heard from all year
4. Shops are closed at annoying times
5. Fireworks go off when you least expect them
6. Neighbours' elderly parents get wheeled in
7. It gets difficult to know what day it is

1. Excellence
2. B2K
3. Haven
4. Goldtrix
5. Jennie Löfgren
6. KMC featuring Dhany
7. Lonyo

1. Mindfulness
2. Investigation and research into the various problems of doctrine
3. Energy
4. Joy
5. Relaxation
6. Concentration
7. Equanimity

1. The Brother-in-law
2. Where is S?
3. The Past
4. Pathway
5. Boo!
6. My biggest fan
7. Ursa