7 things said by me/to me recently

1. It's harder to get your cheese distributed when it's in a bowl!
2. Got accused of having an umberella motif.
3. Less than 50% discount is an insult.
4. Can I use one of those fluffy pooches to buff the windows with.
5. I need a 15 watt pygmy.
6. I hate it when I get my foot stuck in the beans.
7. I'm trying to put my hair under my pillow.