Saturday 25 August 2007 7 highest scoring words in Scrabble

  1. MUZJIKS - 79pts
  2. BEZIQUE - 77pts
  3. CAZIQUE - 77pts
  4. JUKEBOX - 77pts
  5. MEZQUIT - 77pts (Early Anglo-American spelling of Mesquite)
  6. SOVKHOZ - 76pts
  7. ZOMBIFY - 76pts

Friday 24 August 2007 7 tools used during manicures

  1. Fingerbath
  2. Nail clippers
  3. Cuticle knife
  4. Hoof stick
  5. Emery board
  6. Buffer
  7. Orange Stick

Thursday 23 August 2007 7 of my favourite doodle-a-day doodles from the past month

  1. Happy Birthday Honey
  2. Try Me
  3. YOU!
  4. Oh the Horror
  5. My Little Girl Balloon
  6. Practice Session
  7. Tunnel of Love

Wednesday 22 August 2007 7 suggestions for wedding anniversaries

  1. 1th Paper - Here honey, I got you this piece of A4!
  2. 6th Sugar - Fantastic if you're diabetic
  3. 9th Willow - Cricket bat it is
  4. 16th Tunsten - Light bulb
  5. 20th China - The entire country
  6. 35th Coral - A mis-spelt paint package
  7. 90th Granite - Tombstone I presume

Tuesday 21 August 2007 7 spam subjects and my reply to them

Today's list come from my regular contributor Elephino. Thanks :D

  1. My boyfriend's tool is too big for my mouth.
    Reply: Stop putting spanners in your mouth then.
  2. I just started having sex, and my boyfriend keeps popping out when we do it.
    Reply: You're obviously not doing it very well if he keeps leaving the room
  3. Can you tell me what's wrong, and how we can fix it?
    Reply: I could tell you but then you'd sell to Nigerian scammers
  4. He doesn't know who is here nor care.
    Reply: Of course he doesn't care. He'd have to know who was there to be able to care who was there.
  5. Increase Your Income in Only 1 HOUR Per Day
    Reply: But I want to increase my income all the time, not just for 1 hour
  6. When I tried to give him oral sex, I practically choked. How do I do it without gagging? Please help!
    Reply: The most likely cause of your problem is that your boyfriend is unhygenic. I recommend daily showers or baths for him. He may protest but if you give him little treats when he's good he'll soon learn to wash on his own.
  7. Thanks for being with CanadianPharmacy
    Reply: You're welcome

Monday 20 August 2007 7 things you don't expect in August

(unless you live in the southern hemisphere)

  1. Boarders outside with nordic beanies on
  2. My parents putting the central heating on
  3. Feeling snuggly under a duvet
  4. The train to work having the heat blowers on instead of the Aircon.
  5. Lack of light
  6. No wasps
  7. It smells like autumn in the forest

Sunday 19 August 2007 7 pairs of Bekie's boots

Hugs Bekie for the modelling. Thanks babe :D