1. Going to bed at 2am
2. Not having bacon delivered by the Milkman
3. Going to the main post office to pick up an underpaid item
4. Going to the bike shop to get a new inner tube
5. The cat's pills being SO small... how are we supposed to quarter them??
6. Learn how to maintain and adjust the gears on my bike
7. To see the sun!

1. Baconnaise
2. Bacon Salt
3. Bacon Spray
4. Bacon Toothpicks
5. Bacon Mints
6. Bacon Water
7. Bacon Beer

Would you rather...

1. possess the power of invisibility or teleportation
2. only eat Beef Stroganoff or Chicken Tikka Masala
3. only own and wear pink or orange clothes
4. be reincarnated as an Elephant or a Rhino
5. have the country run by Pete Doherty or Amy Winehouse
6. eat a big spider or sit in a bath of big spiders
7. be in a well paid job you dislike or a badly paid job you love

1. John McCain - 2008
2. John Kerry - 2004
3. Al Gore - 2000
4. Bob Dole - 1996
5. George H W Bush - 1992
6. Michael Dukakis - 1988
7. Walter Mondale - 1984

1. Aldi
2. Netto
3. Primark
4. Lidl
5. Poundstretcher
6. Ercol
7. TJ Hughes

1. 7 catchphrases from 'Allo 'Allo
2. 7 facts about Alistair Darling
3. 7 phases of Britney Spears
4. 7 greatest crown green bowls players
5. 7 trains of the Chiltern line
6. 7 settings on our washing machine
7. 7 reasons for signing up with Virgin Media