Saturday 7 April 2007 7 things I didn't know last month

  1. Daffodils don't close at night
  2. The heater hums in the evening
  3. A bootblock is required even if the device isn't supposed to be bootable
  4. Pass the parcel is fixed
  5. There was a cat ball rattling around inside the subwoofer
  6. Our neighbour is called Andy and not Lee
  7. Joaquin Phoenix is river Phoenix's brother

Friday 6 April 2007 7 cover versions that should never have happened

  1. Where the streets have no name - Petshop Boys
  2. American Pie - Maddonna
  3. Walk this Way - Girls Aloud
  4. Kungens Man - Imperiat
  5. Personal Jesus - Johnny Cash
  6. White Lines - Duran Duran
  7. Light my Fire - Will Young

Thursday 5 April 2007 7 siglines from this month

  1. Fat people are harder to kidnap
  2. Insanity is only bad if you don't know how to use it.
  3. Since 100% of people that are dead were once born, the leading cause of death is birth
  4. Sometimes I wonder if karma wants me to suffer in amusing ways, just so I'm not allowed to complain to people without them laughing at me
  5. Life - The time spent sifting through mediocre moments in search of those which are extraordinary
  6. A cat never strikes a pose that isn't photogenic
  7. How to become immortal: Read this again tomorrow and follow its advice.

Wednesday 4 April 2007 7 things said to me or by me this month

  1. Different colours have different notes
  2. Stop making that small
  3. A watched barrier never moves
  4. Do you have a widdecombe of intelligence
  5. Anyone got a spare spool?
  6. If it could fly don't you think we'd all have one?
  7. From now on Pete is banned from the toilet, he'll have to wear a nappy around the office

Tuesday 3 April 2007 7 things that can be blank

  1. Page
  2. Disk
  3. Expression
  4. Cheque
  5. Domino
  6. Bullet
  7. Slate

Monday 2 April 2007 7 april fool products on Think Geek

  1. WiiHelm
  2. SnūzNLūz - Wifi Donation Alarm Clock
  3. Piranhaz - R/C Battle Fish
  4. The Lonely Guy Dream Vacation Digital Photo Frame
  5. The ThinkGeek 8-bit Tie
  6. SurgeStix - Inhalable Caffeine Stix
  7. Vilcus Plug Dactyloadapter

Sunday 1 April 2007 7 annoyances from our photoshoot at the 'Chiltern Nature Trail'

  1. Loads of dithering drivers
  2. The co-op not selling what we wanted for lunch
  3. A road block on the way to Thame
  4. The intermittent rain
  5. Not finding the installation we came to photograph
  6. A lot of sculptures were missing or only partially remaining
  7. A pheasant hen running out in the road forcing me to break VERY hard (somehow we missed her)