7 animals I wouldn't like to be

1. Mayfly - Brings new meaning to the phrase 'treat each day as if it were your last'
2. Male Black Widow Spider - For the obvious reason
3. Koala - Bugger of a diet
4. Male Emporer Penguin - Mustn't drop the egg, mustn't drop the egg
5. 'Lonesome George' - the last remaining Pinta Tortoise
6. Naked Mole-Rat - About as ugly as they come
7. Salmon - All that energy to get back to the spawning ground only to die shortly afterwards