7 siglines I've enjoyed this month

1. Nobody move! Ive dropped my brain.
2. Madness takes its toll... Please have exact change.
3. I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.
4. A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools
5. I doodle, You doodle, We all doodle, A cheese stroooodle!
6. But if I become proactive, people will just ask why I killed so many people
7. Give me coffee and nobody gets hurt