7 things said to me/by me recently

1. It's always a good idea to keep a facial backup
2. A bit like a fridge, only different
3. It's a stream of weirdness
4. I was doing this when they were knee high to a toad
5. I gave Harry Potter a giraffe
6. You should ring-fence yearly bills to a savings account per month
7. I've volunteered to be a shepherd on Monday and Friday