7 things said to me/by me recently

1. Oh, all the feet in one place
2. Black chevron of the spuds
3. Father, can I use your Internet please
4. I don't need a car, I've got a sledge and a husky
5. There's a chemical cow rampaging through the streets
6. Baby defence system at the ready
7. Although I am in the loop, I am not