7 things said to me/by me recently

1. You might want to debag your bag of bags
2. Let's hope I can stop the butts from falling out of my mouth
3. At the end of the rollercoaster of gloom is a sheep of doom
4. Your ball is too big
5. What the crap's in there? Three pans and a wok
6. I thought it was one of the Venus'
7. Jesus! Grog me!