7 things said to me recently

1. Every time I come on a Friday night they've run out of seaweed
2. Some people are sporting rather large umbrellas today
3. I remember when she had no face
4. Have you been in a time bubble?
5. You could always reverse into Jesus
6. Is it really important that everyone has a different size of cake
7. Today has been brought to you by the word "terrified"