7 things not to say in a job interview

1. I'm a team player. Unless the team includes women or vegetarians.
2. I'm very organised and get things done. A bit like Hitler.
3. Where will I be in five years? Certainly not in this dump.
4. Could you tell me precisely what constitutes sexual harassment here.
5. Is it OK if I sleep here until I find somewhere more permanent.
6. Good things come to those who wait. Which is why I arrived 40 minutes late.
7. I'm Internet-savvy. In my last job, I spent most of my time on Facebook.