7 TV shows that should be made

1. Superscrumpers - Game show where contestants compete to scrump the most fruit in 24 hours
2. Britain's Got Talons - Reality telent show for manicurists
3. Push The Mutton - Farmers compete to lamb the most lambs in a week
4. The Weakest Mink - Gladiators for Mustela
5. Never Mind The Ballcocks - Comedy plumbing game show
6. Have I Got Brews For You - Homebrewing tips and tasting show
7. The Only Way Is SSX - Dramatised reality show following the exploits of a group of competition snowboarders

If any of these shows actually get made, I am claiming copyright dated 18/05/2011!