7 Varieties of Spam (the foodstuff)

1. Spam Classic
2. Spam Hot & Spicy - with Tobasco
3. Spam Lite - "33% less calories and 50% less fat" (note: FEWER calories!!!)
4. Spam Spread - "if you're a spreader, not a slicer"
5. Spam Mild - Umm mild?? Because Spam is so spicy
6. Spam with Cheese - Sounds delightful
7. Spam Golden Honey Grail???