7 of the best sig lines I've read recently

1. if you're not on the edge, you're taking up too much fucking space.
2. English spoken here - American understood.
3. "Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it." -Laurence J. Peter
4. If you're ever about to be mugged by a couple of clowns, don't hesitate — go for the juggler -Lee Entrekin
5. If you can read this, you're probably not dead yet.
6. Minds are like parachutes, they only function when OPEN.
7. It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not.