7 ways you can tell it's Christmas day when you don't celebrate it

1. You could run through the street naked and no-one would notice as there is NOBODY around!!
2. You get messages from people you haven't heard from all year to wish you something you don't celebrate, but they didn't wish you something you do celebrate (Yule).
3. Nothing and I mean NOTHING is open in the town.
4. The web is eerily quiet; sites that are usually bustling only have a small handful online.
5. Strange noises are emanating from the neighbours houses.
6. Friends who are usually easy to track down are suddenly busy, absent or visiting parents.
7. Later on, there are handfuls of people trying out their new gifts in the car park (scooters, skateboards, RC toys, bikes, cameras etc).