7 unanswered questions

1. Why is Victoria Beckham so orange?
2. What on earth is the cat saying?
3. Why is that pig's face blue?
4. Why can I not find red or black pasta any more?
5. Why have 6 sponge cakes that a friend's family made, baked in 3 different ovens, all not risen?
6. Why do bottles of wine last a shorter time than they used to?
7. Why whenever we find a new product we really like, do they stop making it the next month?