7 things said to me or by me

1. I have a story about me and 2 girls from my past
2. I am in a distorted time bubble
3. What if I say we're not done till I say we're done?
4. It's your f--king neighbour!
5. Candles? What do you mean candles?
6. Why is your smoke blue and mine yellow?
7. Know your men and their cheese preferences