7 wouldn't it suck ifs...

It's a random submission time, today from Bekie :D

1. Paris Hilton turned up on my door
2. All there was to eat was Blamange
3. George Bush could serve another term
4. I woke up tomorrow to find I had two teenage children
5. It was 36 degrees plus tomorrow
6. The spice girls reformed... oh wait...
7. I wasn't here!! ;)