7 things said to me/by me recently

1. Found it, please release the hostage immediately
2. I have Brazillian feet
3. There's nothing worse than turning up one day with hair
4. You threw the chicken out of the sink
5. Where's he getting all those heads from
6. I think we've been drugged by the Smurfs in the forest
7. Get the pineapple at all costs