7 of the most annoying things the cat does

Another submission list today, I could get used to this. Today's list comes from Bekie :)

1. Spreads small pieces of his cat litter around the flat
2. Talks almost incessantly
3. Dawdles along in front of you when you are trying to get somewhere in a hurry and performs blocking manoeuvres especially when you are carrying something heavy
4. Wakes you up by scraping his claw across your nose
5. Rustles any and all plastic bags and plastic wrapping material
6. Slides his foot under yours as you walk and then whinges at you as if it was your fault
7. Quality controls certain tasks we do; e.g. rolling cigarettes, changing the bed clothes, clearing out his litter tray