7 words and phrases that we've translated from our cat

1. Maaa - General greeting/whinge/what?
2. Mauuuw - Where are you, I can't see you???
3. Mmm Bung - Only ever done once and we can't get him to repeat it so it can't be very important!
4. 'click' - I'm attempting to speak but have only just woken up.
5. Maaaamagaaraamamarra - What the bloody hell time do you call this, and where's my sodding dinner!
6. Mmm Ga - Wake up and feed me!
7. Mangma - Stop talking about me I can understand you ya'know!