1. Mr. Wok
2. Big Sharp Sabatier Knife!
3. Pizza Cutter
4. Black Pepper Grinder
5. Multi Size Cheese Grater
6. Giant Pasta Spork
7. Garlic Press

1. Headless Heroes - Eugene McDaniels : Irritating but sticky
2. Hanging Around - Cardigans : It's the intro
3. Cold Light of Day - Halo : Listen to find out why!
4. Someday - Nickelback : A real fist clencher
5. I Love Baby Cheesy - Banco de Gaia : How'ya feeling? It's fabulous, I've never experienced anything like this in my life. It's great...It's great...It's great..
6. Love Hangover - Diana Ross : Bubble bass extreme
7. Swamped - Lacuna Coil : Another fist clencher

1. if you're not on the edge, you're taking up too much fucking space.
2. English spoken here - American understood.
3. "Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it." -Laurence J. Peter
4. If you're ever about to be mugged by a couple of clowns, don't hesitate — go for the juggler -Lee Entrekin
5. If you can read this, you're probably not dead yet.
6. Minds are like parachutes, they only function when OPEN.
7. It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not.

The following list was kindly supplied by my dad :)

1. Mark Rothko
2. Wassily Kandinsky
3. Yves Tanguay
4. Jackson Pollock
5. Piet Mondrian
6. Henri Matisse
7. Joan Miró

Today is another submission list from Jules, thanks again.

1. Shop for any item except petrol
2. No need to newspapers ... just read the news sites
3. Able to look up answers to bizarre questions
4. Download TV from around the world
5. Stay in contact with friends via email, skype or messenger services
6. Sell unwanted items at the online car boot sales
7. Able to avoid the relatives (unless they have email skype or messenger)

1. You could run through the street naked and no-one would notice as there is NOBODY around!!
2. You get messages from people you haven't heard from all year to wish you something you don't celebrate, but they didn't wish you something you do celebrate (Yule).
3. Nothing and I mean NOTHING is open in the town.
4. The web is eerily quiet; sites that are usually bustling only have a small handful online.
5. Strange noises are emanating from the neighbours houses.
6. Friends who are usually easy to track down are suddenly busy, absent or visiting parents.
7. Later on, there are handfuls of people trying out their new gifts in the car park (scooters, skateboards, RC toys, bikes, cameras etc).

1. Oy Boonoo
2. D'you want a fag?
3. Love you (too) babe
4. Ma!
5. Half glass of wine?
6. What are you thinking about?
7. Have you done your seven things list yet?