1. A Dinner Fork
2. A Ford Escort Van Gearbox
3. A Fence
4. A Bedside Cabinet
5. An Exploding Ashtray
6. A Computer Case
7. A Cheese Grater

rather than not bothering to turn up with no explanation at all, AGAIN!

1. We were double booked with a charity gig for sick orphans
2. We turned up in Waterloo, Belgium; not Waterloo, Lambeth (London)
3. The engineer was abducted by an alien with conectivity problems
4. The engineer needed another day to perfect a technique that would actually fix the problem
5. We've decided to give you a date we can actually stick to and turn up on time
6. All of our engineers are currently in space fixing satelites
7. We're Sh!t

1. Engadget
2. Boing Boing
3. Gizmodo
4. Techcrunch
5. The Huffington Post
6. Lifehacker
7. Ars Technica

Submission time from Bekie, cheers Honey :D

1. It appears that I've slightly pulled a muscle under my rib for no reason
2. The Brands Hatch event was today and not Friday
3. One of my nails is trying to break
4. I can hear someone inanely singing out of tune ... and it's really irritating
5. There's a huge Everest sized pile of hand washing to do which cannot wait any longer
6. We've received yet another parking ticket for doing nothing wrong at all. (At least our car was actually there this time, last time we were in another county whilst the alleged contravention took place!) Seems like victimisation to me!
7. Only half of my new outfit has arrived, and it could be a month until the rest turns up

A survey suggests that climate change has allowed 7 species of butterfly normally only found in the south of the UK to move northwards.

1. Comma Butterfly
2. Speckled Wood
3. Silver-washed Fritillary
4. White-letter Hairstreak
5. Ringlet
6. Small Skipper
7. Gatekeeper

1. DeLorean DMC12
2. Lamborghini Countach
3. Pontiac Trans Am
4. Ferrari Testarossa
5. MkIII Ford Escort
6. MkII VW Golf GTI
7. Lotus Turbo Esprit HC