1. Football shirts (unless playing football)
2. Fat people wearing sportswear (who obviously never do sport)
3. Jeans and suit jacket
4. Brown shoes with blue trousers
5. Open necked shirt under a jumper
6. Craming jeans inside high jeel boots
7. Shirts with a tank top

1. 8-Track Tape Player
2. String Art
3. Pet Rocks
4. Star Wars action figures
5. Space Hoppers
6. Lava Lamps
7. Orange Shag Pile Carpets

Thanks go to Elephino and D for this months 'Guest Spot', texted today as they were walking round the supermarket.

1. Coca Cola
2. Chicken Sausages
3. Lipton Ice Tea
4. Fry's Turkish Delight
5. Smiths Chips
6. SPC Canned Tomatoes
7. Nandos Marrocan Curry

1. If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.
2. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
3. How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
4. When I hear somebody sigh that life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'
5. Blood, Guts, Gore, Boobies!!!!!
6. if your parents don't have kids, then you probably won't either
7. Help save Earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!

1. Canada Water
2. Custom House
3. Fairlop
4. Gallions Reach
5. Hackney Wick
6. Mudchute
7. Pontoon Dock

1. Kitten heel
2. Louis heel
3. Platform heel
4. Stiletto heel
5. Wedge heel
6. Spool heel
7. Sabrina heel

Ooops, originally posted with the wrong date!

1. An army of George Clooneys in Waitrose
2. A bubblegum coloured Street Ka
3. A bloke with a red and black striped top and yellow checked 'Rupert the Bear' trousers
4. An ever-growing crack in my windscreen
5. The neighbour's back door open, as it means she's back home!
6. The results of the Eurovision song contest! What a farce
7. The fact that there is no RedBull in the fridge!