- They have no concept of sundown
- They are wearing floral wellies and inappropriate trainers in the winter
- They look horrified that there is mud everywhere
- They start to panic when they realise that there are no street lights
- They wear inappropriate clothing for the conditions (white coats and trousers in the muddy woods in late winter)
- They don't move more than 200m from where they left the car
- They set up tables and chairs next to their car for a picnic and then drive off after they've eaten
- They carry a guidebook for a forest or park and stick rigidly to the waymarked routes