This month's submission comes from Bekie. Cheers honey :D

1. Jersey Giant - 4.6Kg
2. Brahma - 4.1Kg
3. Cochin - 3.8Kg
4. Orpington - 3.6Kg
5. Cornish Game - 3.6Kg
6. Faverolles - 3.4Kg
7. Plymouth Rock - 3.4Kg

1. Chinese Crested - No explanation needed for this one, just look at it!
2. Bedlington Terrier - Great if you don't mind losing your dog in a field of sheep.
3. Bichon Frise - Ridiculous name for a rediculous ball of candyfloss.
4. Chihuahua - The ultimate in stupid small rats, plus... Paris Hilton... need I say more.
5. Kerry Blue Terrier - It's not blue and it looks like a chess piece.
6. Lowchen - Probably wouldn't be quite so ludicrous if they weren't shaved half naked!
7. Miniature Pinscher - Not a bad looking dog until you realise it's less than a foot tall! Where's the rest of my dog!!

Thanks again to Elephino for today's list, keep them coming mate :D

1. Abba River, WA
2. Bagdad, Tasmania
3. Friday Pocket, Queensland
4. Peek-A-Doo, Queensland
5. Snug, Tasmania
6. W Tree, Victoria
7. Yorkey's Knob, Queensland

1. The Very Hungry Catapillar
2. Green Eggs and Ham
3. Incidents in the Life of My Uncle Arly
4. James and the Giant Peach
5. The Giant Turnip
6. Meg and Mog
7. Where the Wild Things Are

No smart arse comments about the Primat or Solomon please as they are non-standard sizes :P

1. Nebuchadnezzar - 20 bottles
2. Balthazar - 16 bottles
3. Salmanazar - 12 bottles
4. Methuselah - 8 bottles
5. Rehoboam - 6 bottles
6. Jeroboam - 4 bottles
7. Magnum - 2 bottles

1. "I reject your reality and substitue my own" -Adam Savage
2. My momma always told me that there was at least one weirdo that rode the bus. . . . . . but I could never find him.
3. Come to the dark side........we have cookies !!!
4. "One's real life is often the life that one does not lead" – Oscar Wilde
5. you're as straight as a rainbow :>
6. It is dangerous to be right when those in power are wrong - voltaire
7. Consciousness - that annoying time between naps.

1. "Oklahoma is to New York what Surrey is to London"
2. "My brother once jumped into a frozen lake at the top of a Russian mountain"
3. Man: "Shall we pop into your mother's on the way?"
   Woman: "Why?"
4. "Do we have any Asiago?"
5. "What is Andrew Murray doing there?"
6. "I should bring Jo in here, she'd buy the whole shop"
7. "Is it worth tidying this up, it'll be a mess again tomorrow"