1. Wimberley Plamp
2. King Cobra Action Head
3. Crumpler Opulent Rooster
4. Combi Boom Stand
5. Lensbaby 3G
6. Slik Trigger Action Ball Head
7. Cokin Extension Ring

1. U Love Me?
2. Wait
3. Haliblimp
4. Staircase
5. I'll 'Ave You
6. I'm Still Frozen
7. Gone Fishing

1. Lawn Mower and Garden Tool Sharpening Attachment (All I need now is a lawn)
2. Felt Polishing Wheel (for polishing felt?)
3. Fiberglass-Reinforced Cut-Off Wheel (Surely re-inforcing things with fiberglass is a bad idea???)
4. Coarse Sanding Band (I think I saw them in concert once)
5. Drum Sander (For sanding drums obviously)
6. Mandrel with screw (Errrr, OK)
7. Abrasive buff (Ooo err, that sounds a bit rude)

1. The ancient French cheese, Mariolles, was so pungent that heat waves emanated from it.
2. Swedish Moose Cheese is the most expensive cheese in the world at up to £500 per Kg.
3. Camembert and Brie are essentially the same cheese, differing only in the sizes they are sold.
4. Epoisses cheese is banned from French public transportation because it is too smelly.
5. As a general rule, white, green or blue mould on a cheese can safely be cut off and the rest of the cheese consumed; Black, red or yellow mould on a cheese and you should throw the whole lot out.
6. The term ‘Big Cheese’ derives from a medieval term of envy for those who could afford to buy expensive whole wheels of cheese.
7. You can make edible cheese from the milk of 24 different mammals.

1. Ubuntu Live CD - OS of choice, but it refused to mount the disk
2. BartPE (PE-Builder) - Custom windows boot CD.
3. Active@ Partition Recovery - Told me it had a problem, just not what it was.
4. FreeDos - About as much use as a chocolate teapot.
5. Trinix - Could read the contents but not mount the disk.
6. RIP (Recovery Is Possible) - Not with this it wasn't.
7. Official Microsoft Recover Console - First time I've seen it actually do something useful!

Don't ask!

1. Body Lotion
2. Bath Pearls
3. Pink Bath Oil
4. Bath Confetti
5. Body Scrub
6. Shower Gel
7. Massage Oil

1. It's like a piñata only less violent
2. Don't get it out now, it's huge!
3. We are grazing here.
4. Who drew a ribcage on Bob the Builder?
5. Is this chicken covered with Napalm.
6. Why is there a banana and an orange on the floor?
7. Sorry I forgot your birthday, I didn't think you'd want to be reminded of it.