7 quotes from my 2 year old niece's birthday party

1. It's like a piñata only less violent
2. Don't get it out now, it's huge!
3. We are grazing here.
4. Who drew a ribcage on Bob the Builder?
5. Is this chicken covered with Napalm.
6. Why is there a banana and an orange on the floor?
7. Sorry I forgot your birthday, I didn't think you'd want to be reminded of it.