1. Johnny Lee Miller
2. Charisma Carpenter
3. Natalie Merchant
4. Minnie Driver
5. Rachael Hunter
6. Christopher Judge
7. Rachael Lee Cook

1. We're ignoring the Elephant in the room
2. Of course you are taking up the entire sofa
3. She obviously has a Donovan fetish
4. That was one of the most scary experiences in my life
5. Why is she purple?
6. Imagine if she knew who you really were?
7. Your hat smells

1. BOOBIES (5318008)
2. BOOZES (532008)
3. GOGGLES (5376606)
4. LILIES (531717)
5. HELLHOLES (537047734)
6. BIGSHOES (53045618)
7. HILLBILLIES (53177187714) - Admittedly you'd need a calculator with at least an 11 digit display

1. More people each year are killed by hippos than any other animal
2. Mannequins can come with built in shoes
3. Digital camera CCD/CMOS take circular pictures that are then cropped
4. The Amazon rainforest produces more than 20% the world's oxygen supply
5. A family of dolphins is called a pod
6. Turkeys can reproduce without having sex
7. You cannot create a folder named 'con' in Windows XP

1. Audi TT Quatro Roadster
2. Mitsubishi Evo IX
3. Subaru Impreza W1
4. Audi RS4
5. Saab 9-3 Aero
6. Nissan 350Z
7. Subaru Forester

1. Eggs
2. Roses
3. Condoms
4. Bread Rolls
5. Golf Balls
6. Sanitary Towels
7. Balloons

1. Snake River Conspiracy - How Soon is Now : (orig: The Smiths)
2. Venessa Carlton - Paint it Black : (orig: Rolling Stones)
3. Collide - The Lunatics (Have Taken Over The Assylum) : (orig: Fun Boy 3)
4. Type O Negative - Day Tripper : (orig: The Beatles)
5. Nuyorican Soul - I am the Black Gold : (orig: Minnie Ripperton)
6. Disturbed - Shout : (orig: Tears for Fears)
7. Bauhaus - Ziggy Stardust : (orig: David Bowie)