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- A sports racket
 
- A snow shoe
 
- A stencil for drawing small circles and one large circle
 
- A frisby
 
- A temporary replace hub cap
 
- A fencing mask
 
- A sieve for sieving sand from rocks
 
 
 
- The cat waking me up this morning by whinging and poking me in the eye
 
- Facing the prospect of 5 days of sleet
 
- Every phone call I seem to get is someone with a problem
 
- Getting a parking ticket despite the fact I had a valid permit prominently displayed
 
- The radio in the car constantly cutting out
 
- Every traffic light on the way back from London turning red as I approached them
 
- Trying to have a conversation on the phone when it either cuts out or is so distorted you only get every other word
 
 
 
- Shake your booty ooty to the ground.
 
- I've got the groovies. Groovy,groovy,groovy,groovies.
 
- Gimme,gimme,gimme,gimme,gimme,gimme,gimme,gimme,gimme that cake.
 
- Doing it in the park, doing it after dark, oh yeah.
 
- She's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out.
 
- You don't like funk music, you don't have to use it, funkin' is a thing that all of us release.
 
- Runnin' folks in ditches. Baby about to bust the stitches, yeah.
 
 
 
- Dragonflies have 30,000 lenses in each eye
 
- Marrows and courgettes are the same plant
 
- Party Rings contain no artificial colourings
 
- No Galloping down Prince's Ride (Ashridge)
 
- Tomato Ketchup should be kept in the fridge after opening
 
- Dishwasher detergent stays frozen longer than water
 
- Checkers (Prime minster's residence) was named after the Wild Service tree, which is also known as the Checker tree
 
 
 
- Adhuc tua messis in herba est - Don't count your chickens before they've hatched
 
- Uno saltu duos apros capere - Kill two birds with one stone
 
- Foro uti - Make hay while the sun shines
 
- Duplici spe uti - Have two strings to one's bow
 
- Clipeum post vulnera sumere - Shut the stable door after the horse is stolen
 
- Inter os et offam multa interveniunt - There's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip
 
- Incidit in Scyllam qui vult vitare Charybdim - Out of the frying pan into the fire