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- Daffodils don't close at night
- The heater hums in the evening
- A bootblock is required even if the device isn't supposed to be bootable
- Pass the parcel is fixed
- There was a cat ball rattling around inside the subwoofer
- Our neighbour is called Andy and not Lee
- Joaquin Phoenix is river Phoenix's brother
- Where the streets have no name - Petshop Boys
- American Pie - Maddonna
- Walk this Way - Girls Aloud
- Kungens Man - Imperiat
- Personal Jesus - Johnny Cash
- White Lines - Duran Duran
- Light my Fire - Will Young
- Fat people are harder to kidnap
- Insanity is only bad if you don't know how to use it.
- Since 100% of people that are dead were once born, the leading cause of death is birth
- Sometimes I wonder if karma wants me to suffer in amusing ways, just so I'm not allowed to complain to people without them laughing at me
- Life - The time spent sifting through mediocre moments in search of those which are extraordinary
- A cat never strikes a pose that isn't photogenic
- How to become immortal: Read this again tomorrow and follow its advice.
- Different colours have different notes
- Stop making that small
- A watched barrier never moves
- Do you have a widdecombe of intelligence
- Anyone got a spare spool?
- If it could fly don't you think we'd all have one?
- From now on Pete is banned from the toilet, he'll have to wear a nappy around the office
- Page
- Disk
- Expression
- Cheque
- Domino
- Bullet
- Slate
- Loads of dithering drivers
- The co-op not selling what we wanted for lunch
- A road block on the way to Thame
- The intermittent rain
- Not finding the installation we came to photograph
- A lot of sculptures were missing or only partially remaining
- A pheasant hen running out in the road forcing me to break VERY hard (somehow we missed her)
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