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- Fat people are harder to kidnap
- Insanity is only bad if you don't know how to use it.
- Since 100% of people that are dead were once born, the leading cause of death is birth
- Sometimes I wonder if karma wants me to suffer in amusing ways, just so I'm not allowed to complain to people without them laughing at me
- Life - The time spent sifting through mediocre moments in search of those which are extraordinary
- A cat never strikes a pose that isn't photogenic
- How to become immortal: Read this again tomorrow and follow its advice.
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1 comment:
Syfox here.
I laughed reading this.
Well if you think about it, they are pretty much all true. Especially the one where being born is the cause of death.
Anyway.
Cyas,
Syfox
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