1. ( ^_^）o自自o（^_^ ) - Cheers
2. (´ー`)y-~~ - Smoking
3. (╬ ಠ益ಠ) - Extreme distaste
4. ヽ(´▽`)/ - Happy
5. ˘\(°_o)/˘ - I don't know
6. (｀-´)> - I salute you
7. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ - Overloaded, flipping over a table

1. Sauerkraut
2. Stollen
3. Bratwurst
4. Hendl
5. Pfefferpotthast
6. Zwiebelkuchen
7. Schweinshaxe

1. Fat people (over 100lb overweight) are not allowed to use swings or other playground equipment in Wyoming
2. In Salt Lake City, it is illegal to carry an unwrapped ukulele
3. In Texas it is unlawful to graffiti someone elses cow
4. You can be fined and/or gaoled for making ugly faces at dogs in Oklahoma
5. In Toledo it is a crime to throw a reptile at someone
6. It is illegal to wear an alligator costume in Louisiana
7. Unmarried women are not allowed to parachute on a Sunday in Florida

1. Whole Milk
2. Semi-Skimmed Milk
3. 1% Fat Milk
4. Skimmed Milk
5. Channel Island Milk
6. Chocolate Milk
7. UHT Balance Skimmed Milk

1. Alcestis
2. Heracleidae
3. Andromache
4. Electra
5. The Trojan Women
6. Helen
7. Cyclops

1. Lactic Acid
2. Venus
3. Lipstick
4. Mundane
5. Lycra
6. Lincoln
7. Cornea

1. ATV Racing
2. Sky Diving
3. Mini Golf
4. Pie Throwing
5. Mole Bashing
6. Ice Fishing
7. Glass Harp Playing