7 siglines from this month

1. If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.
2. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
3. How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
4. When I hear somebody sigh that life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'
5. Blood, Guts, Gore, Boobies!!!!!
6. if your parents don't have kids, then you probably won't either
7. Help save Earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!