7 excuses I would liked to have had from BT...

rather than not bothering to turn up with no explanation at all, AGAIN!

1. We were double booked with a charity gig for sick orphans
2. We turned up in Waterloo, Belgium; not Waterloo, Lambeth (London)
3. The engineer was abducted by an alien with conectivity problems
4. The engineer needed another day to perfect a technique that would actually fix the problem
5. We've decided to give you a date we can actually stick to and turn up on time
6. All of our engineers are currently in space fixing satelites
7. We're Sh!t