7 things I wish I hadn't seen recently

1. An overweight girl with matching mustard leggings and handbag, whilst shopping in the Lakeside Shopping Center.
2. Any picture of George Dubya Bush (except the ones of him falling off a Segway).
3. The local council switching on the Christmas lights and therefore draining several thousand watts from the grid.
4. An unfeasably long twisty cat poo which our cat kindly deposited on our spare room floor.
5. A rather worryingly large crack in our bedroom ceiling.
6. Today's weather forecast which informed us that it was going to rain heavily, forcing us to postpone a trip. Guess what, blistering sunshine, thanks Mr Bond ;)
7. 'The Ant and Dec Saturday Night Takeaway' TV show, which we were forced to watch as someone we know was on it! Utter bilge!