7 of the best sig lines i've read recently (part 2)

1. 98% of users favour the 255 character limit on signatures. If you're one of the 2% who don't, copy and pa
2. I am sorry, my english isn't very well.
3. If you are going through hell, keep going.
4. No trees were harmed in the formulation or sending of this message. However, a great number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
5. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out of it alive.
6. I used all my sick days, so i'm calling in dead.
7. Chocolate Cows make the best milk.