7 computers in my home all with problems

1. Edison (Custom built desktop/supercomputer) - Randomly powering off, suspecting processor seating (WIP)
2. Osiris (Alienware Area-51 Laptop) - Overheats at the drop of a hat
3. Voodoo (Toshiba Satellite A30)- Toshiba ergo has power issues - Online discharging (WTF)
4. Horus (Toshiba Satellite P20) - Toshiba laptop, see above.
5. Ping (Commodore Oldfart) - Works great but is rather aged and has the noisiest fan on earth
6. Satan (Advent P3) - Missing drives and memory
7. Bast (Packard Bell Whocares) - Doesn't retain BIOS settings and tends to fall over a lot